borderlands 2 зеро

Ответ от Денис Варга[гуру]
What's the hold up? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?
What is going on? / Why have my limbs stopped moving? / Has my heart just died?
Bor-ed, bor-ed, bored / Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored / I am really bored.
Boredom is my lot, / As I lack autonomy / To move my own feet.
An idle mind is / A very dangerous thing / I think of violence.
I am bored as hell / I would like to kill something / Can we friggin go?
I sit here and wait / So eager to move onward / But it's all in vain.
Can we start moving? / I grow tired of this spot / I long to explore.
The peaceful silence / Penetrates my whole being / It's so very dull.
Someone is busy. / Now we play the waiting game; / Everyone loses.
What is the holdup? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?
Your eyes deceive you / An illusion fools you all / I move for the kill.
How hilarious / You just set off my trap card / Your death approaches.
The true world revealed / Weaknesses now known to me / Time to go to work.
And I disappear / A ghost amidst the combat / Preparing to strike.
A critical hit / So very satisfying / I live for such kills.
Critical killing / Is an art unto itself / And I am Rembrandt.
A critical kill / Showers me in blood and spit / How enjoyable.
That was your own fault / You should have paid attention / And looked through the lie.
Sorry, did that hurt? / That "sorry" was sarcasm / I am not sorry.
I feel the burning / Eating through my equipment / Must stop, drop, and roll.
I'm covered in slag! / I must seek cover quickly / or pain is coming.
Disgusting, this slag / Inelegant chemical / Increases damage.
A new instrument, / Waiting for a sonata / That I will conduct.
Maybe I'll use you / To blow a midget's head off. / Or maybe I won't.
Comparisons made / But which is superior? / A tough decision.
Get back on your feet / I will help you up, and then / We will kill more stuff!
A most confused death / Dead before he even knew / Where I had struck from.
Striking from nowhere / Killing with accuracy / This is who I am.
Yoo-hoo, stupid guy / I was really over here / Too bad you're dead now.
I am everywhere / And yet, I am nowhere, too / I am infinite.
Farewell, foolish thing / Know that you have been deceived / As your soul moves on.
This is how you die / A spectacle of violence / Gorgeous and ugly.
I relish your death / You are so unsuspecting / How satisfying.
I say, boom biatch / That's what you get for messing / With the Assassin.
I have destroyed you / A deadly shot from nowhere / The ghost Assassin.
Over here you fools / That was but an illusion / I am your true foe.
You fought well creature / But I fought so much better / I'll pick your corpse now.
Assassinated / What a satisfying word / With five syllables.
What happened to you? / So strong, imposing, fearsome / Oh yeah, I killed you.
I witness your death / You were so unsuspecting / How satisfying.
Leaves falling from trees / Snow drifting onto the ground / Life leaving your corpse.
That is called "roadkill" / Not the cleverest of words / But appropriate.
This is the story / All about how my life got / Flipped, turned upside-down.
What was that speed bump / That fell under my tires? / Was that thing alive?
I am nearly dead / It's time for a second wind / Let my aim be true.
I will not die here / I still have too much to do / And too much ammo.
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I won't die today / Not while I still have ammo / I am a badass.
I have arisen / You will regret harming me / My vengeance at hand.
Second Wind achieved / Pulled back from the brink of death / I'm ready for more.
I'm back from the dead / To continue to raise hell / Get out of my way.
You should now be scared / I don't die so easily / And now I am pissed.
Nice try savages / I am not the dying type / You shall die instead.
This does not end here / I have much further to go / Before I fall dead.
I got Second Wind / Metaphorically speaking / Breath overrated.
I am eternal / Death will never capture me / My skills exceed his.